

Poetic Investigations
THE BOOKS
The Poetic Investigation Burea are at it again. And again. And again.


Mr Harmony Goes to Hell
ISBN-13-9880770074082
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Groan as the Poetic Investigation Bureau unsuccessfully discourage the Shakespearean scatological tendencies of PS.
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Say "Aaaagh" a lot when you meet Garth, Zombie from Hell.
Sing along to Chris Harmony, Oz Rock Legend. When he can remember the words.
And of course, glory in the Hellish poetry of William Bloke, recited with laurel on head. But not much else in the way of clothing.
The Science of Walking Through Windows
ISBN-56-6784659396375
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PS and William Bloke, itinerant Naked Romantic Poet, are On The Road Again. Getting By With a Little Help from Their Friends. Including the mysterious Dog Man, who is overly fond of sidewalk graffiti. At least when he's not being sacrificed in the wilderness by rogue scientists.
And who (other than the man himself) could possibly forget Chris Harmony, Oz Rock Legend with Serious Memory Problems. And now, in addition to Alzheimer's, he's also at risk of falling victim to the dreaded 27/11 Syndrome. But at least he remembers Miss Peabody, who is now (sort of) Mrs Harmony. Most of the time.
And everyone remembers Zardoz, Grand High Imperial Wizard of the Op Shop. Who is in serious trouble for interfering with the International Astronomical Telescope project. Which Steve Globs believes will put him in touch with aliens. Who are much to be preferred to boat people!
Sounds like a cue for a poem...

Bloke Under the Bridge
ISBN-68-3459876038524
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Like zombies, the PIB have developed a habit of losing members. This time it's famed proponent of nude poetry, William Bloke, who has gone walkabout.
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In the meantime, Steve Globs, billionnaire IT nerd with little else to do but get up to mischief, is up to his tricks again, busy building a bridge to the afterlife.