MR HARMONY GOES TO HELL

 

Coming soon!  Chris Harmony, Oz Rock Legend with Serious Memory Problems, has returned to Christmas Mountain for the biggest comeback since... that guy  in the Bible.  Or has he?  Steve Globs, millionnaire purveyor of wearable computing devices, would like people to think so.  But Globs' iCan has some bugs, leading to a few zombie problems. And of course Chris' ex Kylie (that's A Kylie, not THE Kylie) wants a slice of the action too, even though she's a Corgi.  And Chris' live duet with avatar popstar Lady Googal doesn't go quite as planned.  

What's worse, now the cream of the Christmas Mountain police force suspect him of killing, um... that bushranger in the helmet. 

 

But thank...  wotzaname!   How could anyone have forgotten the Poetic Investigation Bureau, whose job seems to be to make things much, MUCH worse for Chris before they get any better at all.  While occasionally wearing clothes. And most importantly, of course, they have to ensure that... Mr Harmony Goes to Hell!